Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.

John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.

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(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.

That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.

Schmoolie by jtd205 April 11, 2010

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Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.

Schmoolie by Dannielleung September 5, 2016

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Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

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The dirty lunch food found in New York City public schools

Hey man, the schoolie bussin..."

Schoolie by Abds Man December 14, 2018

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A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

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A person who commits genocide by to the nasty free lunch provided by the New York City Department of Education by eating three plus trays.

As I entered the lunchroom, Marlee begged for my schoolie and when I asked him why, he said, “Because I’m a schoolie Killer”.

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