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A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.
John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.
Schmoolie by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019
Words you can keep
(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.
That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.
Schmoolie by jtd205 April 11, 2010
A fuck up, someone who doesn't know
Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.
Schmoolie by Dannielleung September 5, 2016

Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

Schoolie 

The dirty lunch food found in New York City public schools
Hey man, the schoolie bussin..."
Schoolie by Abds Man December 14, 2018
A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.
Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating
Schmole by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020

Schoolie Killer 

A person who commits genocide by to the nasty free lunch provided by the New York City Department of Education by eating three plus trays.
As I entered the lunchroom, Marlee begged for my schoolie and when I asked him why, he said, “Because I’m a schoolie Killer”.
Schoolie Killer by Marlipia November 26, 2019
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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