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I have a schmoigle of homework to do
by Schmoigle November 10, 2009
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Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
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A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle
by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019
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A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS
Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin
by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018
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