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Schmoigle 

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!
Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle
Schmoigle by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

schmoigle 

I have a schmoigle of homework to do
schmoigle by Schmoigle November 10, 2009

Schmoigle 

A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS
Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin
Schmoigle by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018

Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.
"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."
Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.
"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."
Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday
I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday
Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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