Schmilkies 

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

schmickles 

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.

I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!

schmickles by Chimbles September 1, 2003

schpilkis 

Old, undefined Yiddish expression popularized by Mike Myers' character "Linda Richman" on Saturday Night Live in the 1990's. For those not
in the know, the Yiddish language is a combination of German and Hebrew dialects developed between the ninth and 12th centuries and was commonly used by Eastern European immigrants in the United States in the early part of the 20th Century, but has been considered a dying language. For those also not in the know, Mike Myers based the character "Linda Richman" on his real life mother-in-law of the same name.

"Pawl Baldwin is still sick, poo poo poo. He's got schpilkis of the genectagezoink."

schpilkis by Doug E. Doug May 23, 2005

Schmitties 

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

Schmitties by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schpilkis 

(Yiddish) Hemorrhoids.

I can't sit down, I got the schpilkis.

Schpilkis by Jersey Goy September 5, 2006

smilkies 

Excessively large, and usually sloppy, tities. Although traditionally white in color, "Smilkies" can come in all flavors (e.g. Chocolate smilkies)

Hey, check out those smilkies on Lindsay Lohan

smilkies by Lindsay Lohan November 3, 2004