Schmoing

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

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Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

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The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

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Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

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A word often used in times of excitment or enthusiasm. Also used in times of accomplishment.

Ex1: OMG! Were going to Florida! Holly SCHMINGA!
Ex2: Woah! You got the point! SCHMINGA!

schminga by SaraRose March 28, 2008

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A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!

Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle

Schmoigle by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

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A greedy little goblin trying to steal your gold.

"No don't steal my gold Schmingit!" Said the wealthy king.

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