Schmogle

To move things around in hopes of getting a more desirable outcome.

I don't like the arrangement of these desks, let's schmogle them a bit, until we are all happy.

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schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

schmogle by sonnnyy October 2, 2023

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A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

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A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

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bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

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A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!

Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle

Schmoigle by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

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The action of making your girl wetter than wet.

Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!

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