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schlumly 

Butter face, with a good decent bod
I like Matt, but he's so schlumly, and I can't get over his face
schlumly by Maw92 September 8, 2020
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Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired
Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.
Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schlumfy 

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
Schlumfy by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021

schlumpy 

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy
Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.
schlumpy by Silly Sue October 2, 2009
A State of awkward being where the subject person is so very lovable.
I said to my brother "Stop being so Schlumy!"

schlumpy 

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement
Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.
schlumpy by super-sprout November 23, 2015
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Palmela Handerson 

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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