Schlummy
A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.
Schlummy by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022
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Schlummy • Schlumpy • Schlumly • schdummy • Schlommy • Schlumfy • Schlummer • Schlummi • Schlumming • Schlumpy Schlump
Schlommy
Hehe... Schlommy
Schlumfy
Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
Schlumfy by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021
Schlumming
I am schlumming
Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
Schlumming by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
Schlummer
Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.
Schlummer by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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