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Schlummy 

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.
Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.
Schlummy by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022
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Schlummy 

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy
Schlummy by cumin7892 July 2, 2023
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Hehe... Schlommy
Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."
Schlommy by schlommy September 19, 2021

Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired
Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.
Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schlumfy 

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
Schlumfy by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021

Schlumming 

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.
I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
Schlumming by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
Someone who often schlums on themself.
Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.
Schlummer by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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