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schlonkey ride
Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.
schlonkey ride by schlongbeast December 1, 2004
Related Words
Schlonkey • schlonkey ride • Schmonkey • Schlonker • Schlonkered • Schlonky • schlonky leg • shlonkey • Wonky schlonky • schlonged
Schlongevity
After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
Schlongevity by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008
schlonged
When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
Got Schlonged
According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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