schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
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Schlongie Kong
Schlongie Kong by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008
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schlonkied • schlorkied • schlozkied • schlonged • schlonking • shlonked • schlanked • schlinked • schloaked • Schlocked
schlonged
When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
Got Schlonged
According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
schlonged
cock schlocked
cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
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