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schlonkied

Wasted out of your mind!
Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
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Schlonky

A gargantuan penis
He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.
by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009
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schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.
Was that a schlonky leg?
by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017
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Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky
by AnalThief May 8, 2021
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