Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

Schmonkey

The act of hitting a bomb in baseball.

Lets go, SCHMONKEY!!!

Schmonkey by extremewhitemale May 8, 2023

Schmonkey

Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J

You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.

Schmonkey by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Schmoke 

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014