Schlongbag
Schlongbag by rwexman August 2, 2022
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Schlongbosis
The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.
Schlongbosis by Thomas M. July 21, 2008
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Schlongburgler
One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.
Schlongburgler by Schlongburgler January 13, 2009
schlongbonking
V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area
schlongbonking by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009
schlongbender
a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.
schlongbender by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010
schlongboard
a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.
schlongboard by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009
schlongage
Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
schlongage by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008
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