Schlongbag

An adjective for an asshole or annoying person

He really abandoned you at the dance? What a schlongbag.

by rwexman August 2, 2022

Schlongbosis

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.

People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.

by Thomas M. July 21, 2008

Schlongburgler

One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.

That guy Dave is such a schlongburgler, he makes Clay Aiken look like the brawny man.

by Schlongburgler January 13, 2009

schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

schlongbender

a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.

Yeah, till she crushed my schlong and went all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!

by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010

schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.

I rode down the street on my schlongboard

by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008