Schlong-Tag 

A game originated in Jamestown, Rhode Island in which the objective is to unforcefully tag other players Schlong (penis). The point only counts if one can feel schlong and balls. A bare schlong to schlong tag is worth double points (2).

schlong-Tag, Schlong

Schlong-Tag by Rocco Sabattini November 7, 2009

schlongage 

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

schlongage by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

schlongagangflaung 

The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block

Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!

schlongagangflaung by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020

schlongage 

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

schlongage by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

schlongagangflaung 

basically fat coCk makes no sense

he got that Schlongagangflaung ;)

schlongagangflaung by Schlongagangflaung October 14, 2020

Schlongbag 

An adjective for an asshole or annoying person

He really abandoned you at the dance? What a schlongbag.

Schlongbag by rwexman August 2, 2022

Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

Schlongtater by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023