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Schlongalongadongbong 

Did you see that insane schlongalongadongbong last night? The dong was smoking!

SchlongBong 

An insult to a person , relevant to a Blowjob dildo, you know , a toy just for sucking dick as it implies smoking on a SchlongBong is like smoking on a Schlong so smoking on a dick and uh, you know the rest.
"Oh shut the fuck up, SchlongBong."
SchlongBong by ibeatmameat August 28, 2019

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng 

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole
W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging