schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

shlongitude

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

schlongitude

1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

by emresch October 23, 2008

Schlongtitude

The measure of the force released when one's pants are removed.

Tom's schlongtitude measured over 9000!

by SheerFlux November 4, 2014