schlongage

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Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

schlongage by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

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schlongage

schlongage by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

Related Words

schlongage • schlongagangflaung • Schlondage • schlongatude • Schlongbrero • Schlanguage • Schlinggewächses • Schloggen • Schlogger • schloggernockled

Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

Schlongie Kong by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008

schloggernockled

Schloggernockled is an adjective that describes someone who is so busy they just need to sit down and have a drink but are unable to do so.

Next week is going to be horrible I'll probably schloggernockled the whole week.

schloggernockled by Adam D N October 18, 2007

schlongbender

a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.

Yeah, till she crushed my schlong and went all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!

schlongbender by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010

Schloggen

The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.

"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."

Schloggen by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

Schlonghead

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.

Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead

Schlonghead by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026