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schlongbender
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a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her
powerful
vagina
muscles
to crush her lover's
schlong
and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.
Yeah, till she
crushed
my
schlong
and went all SCHLONGBENDER
on me
!!!!!
schlongbender
by
YOMAMA42
July 25, 2010
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