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Definitions by YOMAMA42
schlongbender
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a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful
vagina
muscles to crush her
lover
's
schlong
and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.
Yeah, till she
crushed
my
schlong
and
went
all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!
schlongbender
by
YOMAMA42
July 25, 2010
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