schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.

I rode down the street on my schlongboard

by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

schlongboard

a ruler used for measuring a penis.

The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018