schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.

I rode down the street on my schlongboard

schlongboard by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

schlongboard

a ruler used for measuring a penis.

The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.

schlongboard by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Shlongboard 

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

Shlongboard by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

shlongboarder 

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.

Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

shlongboarder by fiestainabox300 April 14, 2014

Shlonboarding 

A DIY longboard project desinged to make a longboad out of a regular skateboard. by taking a regualr skate board and drilling new holes in the nose and tail, puting the trucks in at and angle, and loosening the trucks you get the effect of a drop deck longboard

Longboarder: dude i was gettin some crazy speed on that hill.
Shlongboarder: dude i was Shlonboarding in town pretty niicee

Shlonboarding by Cruzzin August 11, 2010

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".

After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.

shlongboarding by Sisores April 11, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020