schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

Munch McGhee

N. Someone that is such a dickmuncher that they earn this special nickname.

V. To smoke a deformed pole; the pole obvious slang for the males front tail aka the penis.

1. Oh my god bro, Aren is such a Munch McGhee

2. Oh baby yesterday night Cristina gave me a nice Munch McGhee

by penispumper5097 May 30, 2009