Munch McGhee

N. Someone that is such a dickmuncher that they earn this special nickname.

V. To smoke a deformed pole; the pole obvious slang for the males front tail aka the penis.
1. Oh my god bro, Aren is such a Munch McGhee

2. Oh baby yesterday night Cristina gave me a nice Munch McGhee
by penispumper5097 May 29, 2009
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schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area
Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today
by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009
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