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Schiattone

Surname of Italian descent. Loosely translated to "big scare".
So,in comparison to English occupational names like Miller, Smith, or Baker,the name Schiattone carries an ominous connotation.
"Did you talk to her?"
"Yeah, but not for long..."
"What'd she say?"
"She told me to 'fuck off' before she 'ripped my lips off'."
"Wow. Intense."
"Well, she is a Schiattone."
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schiavone 

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.
Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.
schiavone by Tnallag March 9, 2019

luann schiavone 

A mentally unstable alcoholic who frequently engages in cocaine use.
Be careful in Florida there are a lot of Luann Schiavone's in that state.

Schiavone Shit 

A shit you take immediately following a bath or shower; making cleaning your butthole completely pointless.
Dude, didn't you just take a shower?
Yeah, but then I had to take another one because I had a Schiavone shit after the first one.
Schiavone Shit by n8tert8er April 16, 2023

Stacy Schiavone 

Stacy Schiavone is a classic mom.
Stacy Schiavone likes to be very strict.
Stacy Schiavone by Hello dude06 August 19, 2016

bum bum schiavone

A phrase that describes your ideal type and perfect person that you would want to date.
Kim Kardashian is a bum bum schiavone in Ryan's eyes.
bum bum schiavone by Ny~ September 13, 2017

schiavone 

A stupid hoe. that only works to have sex with younger kids. she is a science teacher and doesn't do good at her job. A schiavone is english for "get the fuck out of my life"
Ewww schiavone is the worst
schiavone by livingdead91 June 2, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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