Schiattone

Surname of Italian descent. Loosely translated to "big scare".
So,in comparison to English occupational names like Miller, Smith, or Baker,the name Schiattone carries an ominous connotation.

"Did you talk to her?"
"Yeah, but not for long..."
"What'd she say?"
"She told me to 'fuck off' before she 'ripped my lips off'."
"Wow. Intense."
"Well, she is a Schiattone."

by mason jars and broken cars April 4, 2009

schiavone

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

by Tnallag March 9, 2019

luann schiavone

A mentally unstable alcoholic who frequently engages in cocaine use.

Be careful in Florida there are a lot of Luann Schiavone's in that state.

by Thetruthhurtsfu123 April 17, 2022

Schiavone Shit

A shit you take immediately following a bath or shower; making cleaning your butthole completely pointless.

Dude, didn't you just take a shower?
Yeah, but then I had to take another one because I had a Schiavone shit after the first one.

by n8tert8er April 16, 2023

Stacy Schiavone

Classic Mom

Stacy Schiavone is a classic mom.
Stacy Schiavone likes to be very strict.

by Hello dude06 August 19, 2016

bum bum schiavone

A phrase that describes your ideal type and perfect person that you would want to date.

Kim Kardashian is a bum bum schiavone in Ryan's eyes.

by Ny~ September 13, 2017

schiavone

A stupid hoe. that only works to have sex with younger kids. she is a science teacher and doesn't do good at her job. A schiavone is english for "get the fuck out of my life"

Ewww schiavone is the worst

by livingdead91 June 2, 2017