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schivone
Falsing claiming "Jewish" heritage for the sole purpose of gaining political leverage in a fight against the Jewish people and Israel, the state of the Jewsih people.
This phenomenon is named after Gabriel Schivone- a self-proclaimed Jew with no Jewish heritage
Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.
A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.
A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
schivone by Xanadu 600 October 23, 2011
Shittower
Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.
Shittower by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011
shitbone
The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.
When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.
shitbone by HC Greenly January 3, 2007
ShiftOne Umangier
Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).
12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***
ShiftOne Umangier by TehRealCheese July 7, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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