adj. exorbitantly priced; of or pertaining to a monetary ripoff; scandalously expensive; characterized by excessive taxes, fees
Etymology: inspired by the scandalously high prices in Scandinavia
When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"
Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.
A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.
When a man or woman has really cold hands due to cold weather outside (or they stuck their hand in ice) and then put their hand down their partners pants. For either a hand-job, or fingering
Pat: Dude, it was crazy, I gave her a Scandinavianice box.
Ryan: Whoa, no way. How pissed was she?
Pat: She was so mad, her vagina pretty much froze.