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alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.
by Hugh Jazzdich October 27, 2013
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On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis
"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"
by Lilac de Nubia October 29, 2013
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