Lusting for the cool piece of hardware that someone else has.
I fooled with Bill's iPad last week and have a bad case of technoenvy.
The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it
Text: "Are you goi"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"
To openly embarrass someone who forwards a hoax or otherwise lame email to a large group of recipients. Done by replying-all and pointing out the stupidity of it, usually with a link to a debunking article.
"My noob brother sent me the Microsoft email-tracking hoax. I had to e-shame him and sent the Snopes link to everybody on his list."
A nudie bar or strip club
Hey Bob, want to hit a couple of scantinas tonight?
"Did I already tell you that?" / "Did I already tell you this?"
Email and texting abbreviation for aging baby boomers - similar to ROFLMAO, LOL or TTYL. Used when you suspect that you might be repeating yourself.
"My grandson started walking last month! DIATYT?"
"I served two tours in Vietnam. DIATYT?"