scandinavian

Hottest females alive
blonde hair and everything great

That scandinavian girl is fine!!

by Margaret May 18, 2004

Scandinavian

The world's most beautiful men.

Good gods, look at all those hot, Scandinavian men.

I have a Scandinavian metal guy fetish.

by NoctisSaturnia January 19, 2009

scandinavian

People in northern Europe, stereotyped as being tall and feminine. The women are blonde and skinny. The men are tall and androgynous, and sometimes get mistaken for the women.

Scandinavian people are hot.

by randy blakewood July 9, 2011

Scandinavian Headlock

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

Scandinavian belt buckle

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

by Montana Matty June 8, 2017

Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.

"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"

by I skeet freely January 28, 2009

Scandinavian Flip

A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.

Presenter 1

"And now on Extreme Sports, The Scandinavian Flip, presented by Rodney Cullen"

Presenter 2

"Totally. just look at the way he goes throught the legs to a total standstill. Spectacular."

by SummerOnions June 15, 2008