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Crusty flake of dried blood on ones' scalp. See scab.
Aaron picked a scalb and chewed it back to blood.
Scalb by Richard Skin August 15, 2019
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wanker scab 

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.
I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.
wanker scab by OldLeech September 24, 2019
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scabby snatch

Female sexual organ afflicted with a sexual transmitted disease.
Eric was about to go down on Jessica when he noticed all of the blisters and scabs covering her vulva. He puked in his mouth a little and decided not to pull a herpes fuck on her, she had a scabby snatch and he didn't want to catch whatever it was she had.
scabby snatch by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

sour scab 

The nasty little debris that populate a filthy vagina.
Hey bro, you've got a sour scab stuck in your curly mustache.
sour scab by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
An actress that is much older than the character that they are portraying. In films often resulting in movements by the actress that would be believable by a younger woman, but the older actress cannot successfully preform the actions drawing attention to the actress' deficiencies.
In Taken, the movie, Maggie Grace is playing Kim, after she is rescued she runs through the airport toward her mother. Here she has to run like a retarded newborn baby giraffe to try and convince the audience that she young enough to be playing a character she is far too old for. Therefore Maggie Grace is a Scabadoo.
Scabadoo by Scabadoos and don'ts October 6, 2010

Jab Scab 

one who fills a position left vacant by employee who refused mandatory vaccination by employer
10% of the construction industry resigned because they wouldn't take the mandatory vaccine. Their jobs were filled by jab scabs.
Jab Scab by Lupi33 September 26, 2021

scab farmer 

Generally used to refer to a filthy person with gross habits. Assuming they're already gross enough to continually pick at scabs and eat them. Meth addicts are often associated with this term as they constantly pick at their scabs and eat them to get residual meth in the blood.
Uugghh! That dude looks like a total scab farmer!
scab farmer by carboncobalt July 12, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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