Herpes

Gods reminder that you fucked up

Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"

by ST211MikeyMike December 07, 2009

Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005

Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004

Herpes

A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.

Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough!

John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?

Bob: A little bit of both actually.

by BigDongJuan March 27, 2009

Herpes

A good bye STD gift that is giving to you from an ex.

Charles: I'm moving on Ann, because this relationship is not working for me.

Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.

Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!

Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!

by Dominions May 29, 2012

Herpes

A sexually transferred disease.

That guy has herpes.

by Jimbodium September 28, 2009

Herpes

Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.

Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.

by nolse January 28, 2009