diced

someone so ugly that they are beyond chopped. you cant get uglier than diced

"that bitch is diced as fuck"

by ashlynnischill April 29, 2020

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.

<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced

by Josh November 24, 2003

diced

mad crunked, drunk, faded, or wasted

dogg, we got hella diced after a bottle'o schnapps, it was crazy

by kris August 15, 2004

diced

jus a shorter way for saying you got DIsConectED from a service (phone, internet, etc.)

I keep gettin' diced using freakin AOL!!!

by k1dx87 August 30, 2003

diced

to be on another level of intoxication; beyond the basic sliced & chopped, diced is a prime drunken state in which trap remixes of the Frozen soundtrack sound incredible

Ann: Hey guys, what are you doing tonight?
Madison: Well we were just gonna get diced and jam to the trap version of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman," wanna join?
Ann: Wow sure, that sounds great!!!

by alexag February 4, 2015

diced

When someone bails on you or never shows up.

Joe: How'd your date go the other night?
Steve: Didn't, I got diced.

by Jeff1200 September 11, 2009

Diced

Someone who is extremely lean (below 9% body fat)

"Yo look at harry that kid is frickin diced"

"Have you been to the gym lately? looking diced"

by MoistGranny January 6, 2021