stambened

wasted; shit-faced beyond belief; one drink away from death.

Last night I got so stambened that I ended up with my pants off, slamming my head in a pizza box; or atleast thats what the videotape showed.

by Burkenstauk September 8, 2008

stambened

wasted; shit-faced beyond belief; one drink away from death.

Last night I got so stambened that I ended up with my pants off, slamming my head in a pizza box; or atleast thats what the videotape showed.

by Burkenstauk September 8, 2008

Meathead-Stampeed

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.

Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.

by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007

stampered

A term used to describe when a CFL (Canadian Football League) team chokes for the second year in a row during the Championship game

The Calgary Stampeders stampered for the second year in a row

by CFL Football Fan December 7, 2017

Stammered

A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.

Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.

by Clayterman August 27, 2008

Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 30, 2010

Stammered

Stoned and drunk at the same time.

"Man, last night I got stammered."

by Iyellfore February 16, 2014