Definitions by mommabear

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

crunked 

extremely drunk, smashed out of your mind.

Oh man, I was fucking crunked last night!

crunked by mommabear March 20, 2007