Smammered

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.
"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."
by mommabear March 18, 2007
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crunked

extremely drunk, smashed out of your mind.
Oh man, I was fucking crunked last night!
by mommabear March 18, 2007
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