Sashed! 

The inability to recognize or evaluate NFL talent as a GM no Evaluation skills. , Lack of real players! Trading down constantly, avoiding elite talent, helping other teams find franchise Qbs, while you draft Cody Kessler.

They traded away from, Carson Wentz to draft Corey Coleman, They got Sashed!

They could've stayed at 12 and drafted Deshaun Watson, instead they traded down. They got Sashed!

Not Even trying to keep Mitchell Schwartz ! They got Sashed!

Signing free agent Kenny Britt. They got Sashed!

He couldn't draw a cover two, if you spotted him both safeties. They got Sashed!

Sashed! by Real fans March 15, 2019

Sashed 

A word used to denote any universally-known positive or negative state of mind (i.e. pissed, over-joyed, angry, excited, happy, sad etc.)that can be used in any context and used to refer to the individual using it or various other characters additional element of guesswork, as said states of mind are not limited to those that end with "ed".

(1) S: Sara is so sashed.
H: "Sashed"????I think you are missing an "m".......oh wait, lol!
S: no, im not, its sashed. its a made up word, you can use it for anything lol.

(2)P: Hey, when is our paper due?
H: Which one?
P: The one for Social Psych.
H: You can't be serious!That is due today!
P: I am so sashed!

Sashed by JeepBrah 5000 February 9, 2009

sashed 

1.(Adj)Thomas; someone who gets pwned all the time by their superiors.
2.sashed is a type of food in ethiopia made out of dead asian people

Thomas:Ur gay
Gomez:you cant spell
Thomas: yed i cant
Gomez:HAHA, sashed!
Thomas:DAMN

sashed by AntonioGonzales June 22, 2008

Sassed 

Used as an Adjective to describe the behavior & demeanor of someone who was, or intends to be, critical of another in a playful manner.

Biting and witty behavior of someone responding to mistakes and poor judgement of another. I

His comment was ill timed and poorly reasoned, thus, he should prepare to be sassed forthwith

He is often sassed for his foolishness by his girlfriend

Sassed by MDAinspired June 14, 2021

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

smashed balls 

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

smashed balls by Y u? November 9, 2013