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A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
by gibbo317 June 6, 2014
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Look at all that free bacon said oscar, I'm gonna tuck in to that.
Your nothing but a hungry cunt replied craig, and you stink.
Your nothing but a hungry cunt replied craig, and you stink.
by gibbo317 June 5, 2014
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