saluda

River in Columbia SC. Nice begginer white water river with some class II-IV rapids depending on level. It is dam controlled and NEVER gets enough water. The rocks by the Zoo are apparently the spot to go. But its way to overcrowded with drunk rednecks.

Man, I wish I was chillin on the Saluda right now.

by GalaxieWarrior September 27, 2005

Saluda trail middle school

A school in rock hill full of people no one likes. It’s filled with hoes, people that think they are better than everyone else, trashy people, and ratchet people that love to start drama.

Im so glad I don’t have to go to saluda trail middle school anymore that’s where all the hoes at.

by Heresthefrickintea June 6, 2019

Saluda suckerfish

When you stick a sardine in your partners buthole followed by a Saluda river water enema then try to suck the sardine out.

Last night she gave me a Saluda suckerfish and I still smell the river

by GroomsDay January 6, 2026

Salutatorian

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.

The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.

by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

salutatorian

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.

The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school

by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

Saudacity

The ability to not give a shit without being a simp

Girl 1: Do you like my new shoes
Guy 1:I really don’t give a shit
Guy 2: wow, he’s got some saudacity

by Saudibird March 3, 2020