A saldana is known as a girl who blows things out of proportion but can also mean a greedy woman who cares only for money. Generally bad with children and public speaking.
A Saldaña is usually a generally a very kind and honest person.They usally dont care what people think of them and will fo anything to protect the people they love.
Girl 1:Omg hes so nice and kind. Guy 1: Yea he must me a Saldaña.
Really hot. Horny most of the time. Turned on by dirty blond's with pale green eyes. Attracted to slim, teasing wild girls with names that start with a C. Mexican. Dark hair, brown eyes, tan skin. Good at sports. Cocky attitude. Likes to drink, party, and hang out with the guys. Cheats on girlfriends with ugly, nasty whores whose names start with a P.
Oh look at that guy. He is so hot, but he is SUCH a Rafeal Saldana!
If you know this. Person then you already know that Pelon is a great father, a supporting friend, kind uncle, a loving Godfather, an amazing son, a fun cousin, and most loyal and loved brother. To know this person is to love this person. He is funny and smart. He loves his family and friends. Gilbert P Saldana will leave an empty place in your life that will never be filled, once he is gone.
I lost the most amazing person in my life, and his name was Gilbert"Pelon"Saldana.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.