The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017
The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008
The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
by KateWalters May 31, 2017
Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...
Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...
Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015