The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
by KateWalters May 31, 2017
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The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.
Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
by Clockwork-Pony March 29, 2015
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The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017
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The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
She just found out she was salutatorian!
by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008
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