The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
by KateWalters May 31, 2017

Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...
Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...
Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015

The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008
