Salutatorian
The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017
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salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017
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salutatorian
The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.
salutatorian by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008
Salutatorian
Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...
Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...
Jeff: *sniffles sadly*
Salutatorian by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015
Salvatorian
Doing something that only the number one son, Salvatore, would do.
Acting like a cavone
Wearing too much cologne, especially Drakkar or Polo.
Using 32 oz. of Purell every day.
Acting like a cavone
Wearing too much cologne, especially Drakkar or Polo.
Using 32 oz. of Purell every day.
Salvatorian by thetruthRI July 7, 2011
salvatorian roman catholic college
Where non evolved boys live. To identify them u must simply look at there short height and smol cocks. Legend has it if u look at the face u will be scarred with a long term condition called salvos disease the reason why the sacred heart language college have turned lesbian or at least bi.
salvatorian roman catholic college by Kick me loser bish April 27, 2020
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