Salutatorian

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.

The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.

by KateWalters May 31, 2017

salutatorian

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.

The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school

by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017

salutatorian

The person who just missed being valedictorian by a few GPA points. A very miserable person indeed. 2nd place is just the first loser.

Kelly is crying in the bathroom!
Why?
She just found out she was salutatorian!

by diosmioalejandra May 18, 2008

Salutatorian

The less important of two high-school students who have to give a speech on graduation day.

Mike: You have to give a speech at graduation!? That's amazing! So you made Valedictorian?
Jeff: No, I'm Salutatorian.
Mike: Oh... Well I guess that's... all right...

Jeff: *sniffles sadly*

by Clockwork-Pony March 30, 2015

Salvatorian

Doing something that only the number one son, Salvatore, would do.

Acting like a cavone

Wearing too much cologne, especially Drakkar or Polo.

Using 32 oz. of Purell every day.

That's so Salvatorian!

The way you gel up your 10 hairs on your head is so Salvatorian.

by thetruthRI July 7, 2011

salvatorian roman catholic college

Where non evolved boys live. To identify them u must simply look at there short height and smol cocks. Legend has it if u look at the face u will be scarred with a long term condition called salvos disease the reason why the sacred heart language college have turned lesbian or at least bi.

U see him he comes from salvatorian roman catholic college
Me: have u got salvo disease? :/

by Kick me loser bish April 27, 2020

salatorian

someone who bribes for money and asks for it

this person is being a salatorian

by littleman28 October 4, 2021