SUBFU 

Shut up bitch f*ck you

Oh you ain't down with Tech N9ne, Strange music and The Big Boyz well SUBFU

SUBFU by Big Williano October 22, 2014

SubUrban Dictionary 

A website that should be created to post all of the words that get declined from being posted on Urban Dictionary. It's a wonderful idea that should be carried out.

I wish Urban Dictionary would create a website called SubUrban Dictionary to publish all the words that they decline to posting on the website

SubUrban Dictionary by Schro November 24, 2014

Suburbacop 

Police that don't actually fight crime, but just do things such as give speeding tickets or bust up teenage parties because they have nothing better to do.

Man, if I lived in the city, these suburbacops wouldn't be following me around everywhere I go at night waiting to give me a ticket.

Suburbacop by simon34 May 25, 2009

Subhuman Resources 

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources

Subhuman Resources by lexicali slim September 8, 2010

Jesus of Suburbia 

The protaganist in Green Day's 2004 album "American Idiot." JoS is a representation of everything the typical American outcasted youth is. He does drugs ("and Mary Jane to keep me insane, while doing someone else's cocaine") and drinks ("to fall in love and fall in debt, to alcohol and cigarettes") He's depressed, unloved and hates his Mom (and his step-dad, Brad)

Jesus hates his town and the people in it, and has no care for anything at all. Later in the song bearing his name, in "Dearly Beloved" we see that Jesus is a quite poetic and cynnical guy. Jesus then leaves his home in the suburbs to go to the city. There he meets St. Jimmy, and his love interest which we only know as Whatsername. St. Jimmy is revealed to be a figment of JoS's imagination, constructed by him to protect Jesus from his weak self (almost like the wall in Pink Floyd's 'the Wall'). St. Jimmy "commits suicide" which leaves Jesus to face the facts after Whatsername leaves him, and grows up. Jesus gets a job, gives up drinking and such, and begins going insane. He then returns home with his friends and loses contact with Whatsername.

2. "Jesus of Suburbia" A ten minute long suite by Green Day. It tells the story of the Jesus of Suburbia and his life. Consisting of the parts:
I - The Jesus of Suburbia
II - City of the Damned
III - I DON'T CARE
IV - Dearly Beloved
V - Tales From Another Broken Home

New Green Day Fan: "What's American Idiot about?"

Commited Fan : "Jesus of Suburbia's tales from another broken home."

Jesus of Suburbia by Mtn. Jew November 7, 2012

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008

nigger in a suburban

A non-driving asshole who is careless about anyone on the road except for themselves. Usually have loud bass playing in their car to draw attention to themselves.

Look at that nigger in a suburban!! He is speeding and expects everyone to speed up for him! Oh wait! Thats Pacman from the Tennessee Titans.

nigger in a suburban by IUDEDYOUBROHAHA February 7, 2013