A Subfunt, or Subfunting, is the act of maliciously pressing your ass against someone's parked car and farting on it. Usually used as a means of displaying dominance, however it can be performed in secret solely for self-gratification.
John: "Man, Lorenzo is such an asshole, he thinks he fuckin' runs the place."
Mark: "We should Subfunt his truck on the way out today. That'll show him who's boss."
Mark: "We should Subfunt his truck on the way out today. That'll show him who's boss."
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Someone who is beyond a cunt
A dickhead that is so much of a cunt that it is an insult to regular cunts to call them a cunt.
A cunt that thinks they're really mawd when really they're a subcunt.
If used improperly to someone that is not in fact a subcunt, the perpetrator must immediately desubcuntify the victim and write a formal letter of apology to which they sign off, 'I.M.A. Cunt'.
A dickhead that is so much of a cunt that it is an insult to regular cunts to call them a cunt.
A cunt that thinks they're really mawd when really they're a subcunt.
If used improperly to someone that is not in fact a subcunt, the perpetrator must immediately desubcuntify the victim and write a formal letter of apology to which they sign off, 'I.M.A. Cunt'.
There's is no word horrible enough to describe this wanker" "What about Subcunt?" "Oh, except that of course
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Uf, yo me sente cerca de Jose, y el uso el subjuntivo cada otra frase. Creo que estaba subjuntive whoring.
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