Subfunt

A Subfunt, or Subfunting, is the act of maliciously pressing your ass against someone's parked car and farting on it. Usually used as a means of displaying dominance, however it can be performed in secret solely for self-gratification.

John: "Man, Lorenzo is such an asshole, he thinks he fuckin' runs the place."
Mark: "We should Subfunt his truck on the way out today. That'll show him who's boss."

Subfunt by Carrots Jimmy November 27, 2011

Subcuntious 

To be a cunt subconsciously

He is a cunt but does it subcuntiously

Subcuntious by Dannyboy1985 April 27, 2022

Subcunt 

Someone who is beyond a cunt
A dickhead that is so much of a cunt that it is an insult to regular cunts to call them a cunt.
A cunt that thinks they're really mawd when really they're a subcunt.

If used improperly to someone that is not in fact a subcunt, the perpetrator must immediately desubcuntify the victim and write a formal letter of apology to which they sign off, 'I.M.A. Cunt'.

There's is no word horrible enough to describe this wanker" "What about Subcunt?" "Oh, except that of course

Subcunt by cuntley December 15, 2010

Subjuntive whoring 

When one uses a large amount of subjuntive tenses on the AP Spanish Language exam in the hopes of whoring himself/herself to a 5.

Uf, yo me sente cerca de Jose, y el uso el subjuntivo cada otra frase. Creo que estaba subjuntive whoring.

Subjuntive whoring by abra233 October 16, 2012

subcunt 

someone who isn't even worthy of being a cunt.

jaymo he fucked his best mates missus. what a subcunt

subcunt by lordmarfy June 20, 2021