Subfunt

A Subfunt, or Subfunting, is the act of maliciously pressing your ass against someone's parked car and farting on it. Usually used as a means of displaying dominance, however it can be performed in secret solely for self-gratification.

John: "Man, Lorenzo is such an asshole, he thinks he fuckin' runs the place."
Mark: "We should Subfunt his truck on the way out today. That'll show him who's boss."

Subfunt by Carrots Jimmy November 27, 2011

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Subcuntious

To be a cunt subconsciously

He is a cunt but does it subcuntiously

Subcuntious by Dannyboy1985 April 27, 2022

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Subfunt • Subcunt • Subcuntious • Subjuntive whoring

Subcunt

Someone who is beyond a cunt
A dickhead that is so much of a cunt that it is an insult to regular cunts to call them a cunt.
A cunt that thinks they're really mawd when really they're a subcunt.

If used improperly to someone that is not in fact a subcunt, the perpetrator must immediately desubcuntify the victim and write a formal letter of apology to which they sign off, 'I.M.A. Cunt'.

There's is no word horrible enough to describe this wanker" "What about Subcunt?" "Oh, except that of course

Subcunt by cuntley December 15, 2010

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Subjuntive whoring

When one uses a large amount of subjuntive tenses on the AP Spanish Language exam in the hopes of whoring himself/herself to a 5.

Uf, yo me sente cerca de Jose, y el uso el subjuntivo cada otra frase. Creo que estaba subjuntive whoring.

Subjuntive whoring by abra233 October 16, 2012

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subcunt

someone who isn't even worthy of being a cunt.

jaymo he fucked his best mates missus. what a subcunt

subcunt by lordmarfy June 20, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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