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Shitrod
An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico
Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021
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SMITR • shitrock • shitrocket • shitrain • Shitrified • shitrake • Shitrapnel • shitrep • shitress • shitride
Shitrus
When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.
Shitrus by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008
Smire
To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.
Smire by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013
coprophagous smirk
coprophagous smirk by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011
Shitrix
Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018
Shitrus
The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.
"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."
Shitrus by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026