SMITR

Smartest Man in the Room

You were great in that meeting. Yes. I was SMITR.

by Dthug November 18, 2007

Shitrod

An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico

Doris the bog is not flushing, can you call up a shitrod

by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021

Shitrus

When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.

"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

Smire

To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.

I smired that chicken so hard.

by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013

coprophagous smirk

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

Shitrix

Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.

Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.

by Badger Beady June 8, 2018

Shitrus

The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.

"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."

by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013