Shitrod 

An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico

Doris the bog is not flushing, can you call up a shitrod

Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021

shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

shitcode 

Term used by programmers to describe some code badly written, inefficient or full of hacks

Hey dude, what's that shitcode you wrote on that script

shitcode by crl__ January 17, 2017

shitgoddamn 

shitgoddamn a combination of shit and goddamn when shit and goddamn alone want do and being a little more vulgar is acceptable

shitgoddamn my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me this morning shitgoddamn

shitgoddamn by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

shitrope 

An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.

"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."

shitrope by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006

Shitrocks 

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

Shitrocks by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

Shitroast 

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

Shitroast by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010