shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.

so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!

by never mind February 2, 2005

Shit Rocket

A shit so intense, that shoots out of your ass so fast it displaces the water in the toilet and splashes it all over the wall behind you; it comes out with such impressive force that it sometimes cracks the porcelain.

Every time I eat bacon cheeseburgers, I have to take a Shit Rocket.

by Baby_Blaster January 19, 2012

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shrocket

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.

Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."

by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008

Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006