shitrep

A report about a shit, after someone goes number 2.

Man I just made the biggest crap!
Thanks for the shitrep asshole.

by beebolamojamo March 20, 2009

shitrep

Used when describing a large quantity or about of stuff. Similar to "shit ton"

Speaker 1: When you gonna hop on ps4?
Speaker 2: Ina bit g I got a shitrep of homework

by anonymous May 29, 2022

shitepipe

Another alternative word for a persons backpassage. (of north irish origin)

Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.

mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?

I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!

by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

shitrope

An idiom describing the action plan for resolving a dillemma, which will ultimately prove futile. Term pioneered by Mr. Lahey, in describing how Ricky and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys will try to get out of a situation he'll put them in, but won't be able to.

"The boys are playing a shitgame Randy"
"What do you mean Mr. Lahey?"
"Those fuckknobs are climbing up a shitrope Randy. Do you know what a shitrope is?
"No Mr Lahey"
"It's a rope for fucksuckers like those three. A rope for criminals. The harder you squeeze to the rope, the more you slide down it into the shit puddle."

by Philip Lynch June 20, 2006

sitrep

Army-speak. Short for "Situation Report". Given by a high ranking officer that claims he/she wants to either fil a situation report or wants one filed by a subserviant officer.

Office: Private, what's your sitrep?
Private: I've been shot in the privates!

by H.T.J April 7, 2005

Shitrapnel

The feces that sticks well above the water line of a standard toilet. Most likely occurs after a drinking a large cup of coffee or when you have the stomach flu.

Fuck, I had to flush three times and use the toilet brush in order to get all the shitrapnel down the drain. I am never going to starbucks again!

by T-trains-nutz December 20, 2008

shirepuss

a member of the community of shirecliffe, who is known as a 'pussy' when compared to others of the same mother community. Often spotted in bars, clubs, and bus shelters. Within the shire, the call "brrrrrrrrap" is often heard during the mating season. They are also known for their taste for morning fresh dishwasher cleaning fluid.

Shirepuss: "brrrrrrrrrrrrap"
Non-Freak: "Shut the fuck up Shirepuss!"

by BEEEEEEEN August 24, 2006