Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
by Hezeru April 7, 2017
slang for dumb ass who sucks
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at everyhting
aarons the smartest ever man
by pussy liker January 22, 2008
deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017
The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
by operation dogfood March 1, 2015
If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart
Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart
by Kodak999 August 13, 2019
combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
by WAKESTAR May 4, 2018
A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
by Albert_Phish July 17, 2015