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slang for dumb ass who sucks
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aarons the smartest ever man
smartest by pussy liker January 22, 2008

smartest guy in the room 

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

smartest race 

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smartest race by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017

smartest guy on the football team 

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Smartest tool in the shed 

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Smartest person in the walmart 

If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart
Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart