Rumeer

The best you'll ever have

He was Rumeer

by Z1z2z33 January 15, 2024

rumpertumskin

A plush lizard doll played with by South Park's Eric Cartman

would you like some more tea Rumpertumskin?

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Rumpert

Noun: a moron, somebody with questionable mental ability. To be a rumpert is to act or speak with intense idiocy and daftness.

Megan was talking about a song which she believed was real. She was being a complete rumpert.

by AuntyNana November 24, 2010

Rumper Bumper

The rear end of a shapely woman.

She fell on her rumper bumper and suffered no damage.

by Brian Babylon September 5, 2011

Rumerically

It's like hypothetically but with a rumor

Rumerically speaking, I'm gonna quit.

Rumerically speaking, he is a psychopath.

by Theo 2000 and 1 July 10, 2022

romeer

A funny, outgoing, sex passionate person. Usually has a very large penis & eats a lot of vagina.

Your boyfriend is a Romeer, you better keep him

by coolkid22222 April 1, 2015

Rumery

Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.

In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.

Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.

Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.

Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!

My God, Coach Rum, she hath come!! RUN!!

by PeeMS April 9, 2005