hypothetically
An adverb thrown into a sentence when the speaker wants to describe a situation but does not want to reveal that it is actually true.
hypothetically by Danny Zeff April 30, 2008
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Hypothetically
To be hypothetical. Being very exact. Always being truthful. Very true, not false. Being hypotheical, hypothetically of course.
Hypothetically by Chocolate925 May 25, 2015
Hypothetically speaking
Hypothetically speaking
Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!
Person 2: Dude!
Hypothetically speaking by Migaspin March 2, 2021
hypothetically fucked
when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.
hypothetically fucked by b1g kickn January 20, 2011
Hypothetically Speaking
Hypothetically Speaking by cheekymonky February 19, 2026
Let's say, hypothetically
"Let's say, hypothetically" is an infamous phrase often used by popular right-wing journalist Ben Shapiro during debates. It has become popular online to create memes satirizing Ben Shapiro by using phrases he commonly uses, such as "Let's say, hypothetically", or "for the sake of the argument".
"Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment"
"What the fuck?"
"What the fuck?"
Let's say, hypothetically by spookyseason March 11, 2022
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