Rumery 

Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.

In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.

Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.

Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.

Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!

My God, Coach Rum, she hath come!! RUN!!

Rumery by PeeMS April 9, 2005

Rudery 

<n> A person who believes himself to be somewhat tough or 'bad'. But however in actuality is a 'wimp' or 'weakling'. This phrase is commonly associated with non-pubescent youths' who are convinced they are intimidating despite their short stature and under developed muscles.

A group of Ruderies is referred to by the word 'bunch'. Similar to the way a group of animals is referred to as a pack or pride.

<person 1 see's a rudery>
Person 1: Look out theres a rudery on the prowl.
<Person 2 notices more>
Person 2: Jeez' there's a whole bunch of ruderies!
Rudery: <in high pitched voice> OI Manz your beeeaaaaar gay do'. I iz gonna bang you up!

Rudery by Chimp-magnet May 21, 2011

rumeysa 

Aa stunningly bautiful person with a beautiful personality, whom is not afraid to harm or insult anyone who doess mental or physical harm to her or her friends in any way, she is also a major supernatural fan and loves anime aswell, she is the definition of smart and courageous, she is beautiful and deserves so much happiness in life and you all should give it to her

Rumeysa was so awesome today !!

rumeysa by Lego lord nigel May 30, 2016

Rumerically 

It's like hypothetically but with a rumor

Rumerically speaking, I'm gonna quit.

Rumerically speaking, he is a psychopath.

Rumerically by Theo 2000 and 1 July 10, 2022

Rumer 

Rumer is usually a name for a really unique and different, but weird girl or boy. Always silly and stupid but knows how to have fun. Very pretty lovable trustworthy but also mean. Friends with almost everyone.

Ashely : Hey what's that girls name i met he but forgot to ask?

Arinna: oh thats Rumer.

Ashely: oh she is really nice i like her although she seems really different.

Rumer by miamigirl54321 July 25, 2011

rumeysa 

Aa stunningly bautiful person with a beautiful personality, whom is not afraid to harm or insult anyone who doess mental or physical harm to her or her friends in any way, she is also a major supernatural fan and loves anime aswell, she is the definition of smart and courageous, she is beautiful and deserves so much happiness in life and you all should give it to her

Rumeysa was so awesome today !!

rumeysa by Lego lord nigel May 30, 2016

rumpery 

The act of behaving foolish or like a rump

"Hey You, enough with the rumpery!!"

rumpery by pegalus April 21, 2008