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Rumer is usually a name for a really unique and different, but weird girl or boy. Always silly and stupid but knows how to have fun. Very pretty lovable trustworthy but also mean. Friends with almost everyone.
Ashely : Hey what's that girls name i met he but forgot to ask?

Arinna: oh thats Rumer.

Ashely: oh she is really nice i like her although she seems really different.
Rumer by miamigirl54321 July 25, 2011
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Rumer: the act of licking out an ass of a partner. Similar to a Rimmer, which is the act of licking the anus of your partner. But what separates the Rumer from the Rimmer is that the partner who does the licking has a mouth full of jelly. I have found that Strawberry works the best, but flavor is based on preference.
John gave me a rumer in the bathroom of the organic market with some newly bought peach jam.
Rumer by CheddarBoxSquared March 5, 2011
Rumers are not very nice people (boy or girl ) they are swines and manipulate and use people , they will come out and tell people that they are caring and outgoing but deep down there horrible people
Person1 - HaVe u seen the new girl RUMER

Person2- eeekk nahhh bruv stay away rumers are nasty little swines
Rumer by The real 1 November 8, 2019

Rumer Achievement 

The Rumer Achievement is a hidden easter egg on Xbox 360, only available on Call Of Duty: World at War. To get it, you must play WAW at least 20hrs non-stop. Also you must nail a chick with the last name Snow, i.e. Brittney Snow.

Steps to achieve the Rumer Achievement:
1. Buy COD5
2. Jizz on the disc
3. Insert disc into Xbox360
4. Get raped in 1v1 by RHZ2010
5. Play COD5 for 10 days
6. Nail a Snow girl (thus becoming Snow Plow).
7. Play another 5hrs
8. Suck off Corporal Keith
9. Play another 5hrs
10. Finally get the ultimate "Rumer Achievement" that is worth a whopping 0 points!

History: The Rumer achievement is named after a young man who plays xbox non-stop and nails fat chick in tents! and watches porn on netflix :p
Suck, suck, suck, jizzzzzzz..... ah hows that Corporal Keith? Only one more step before i get the Rumer Achievement!!!
Rumer Achievement by RHZ2010 June 30, 2009

rumer and val 

Rumer and Val are two names for people who are clumsy, weird, different but still know how to have fun.
Mackenzie: "Hey, who are those people?"
Samantha: "I think their names are Rumer and Val."
rumer and val by Rv1624 March 14, 2017

Damian Rumer 

An 8th grader who's favorite song is 4 big guys.
Bryson: Why do you love that song so much?
Damian Rumer: It's just so good!

Jungle Ruler

A man who is capable of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit substances for multiple days in a row, while still being an FTL (full time legend). The name hails from the famous race horse 'Jungle Ruler' who became addicted to crystal meth and was often scratched after putting half his head in a bag of smack before a race. A true 'Jungle Ruler' is a real stayer, and his actions defy belief being able to stay alive after 4/5 days on a drug fueled bender. Long live the 'Jungle Ruler'
1st Person: Did you see that Jungle Ruler Josh at Tramp last night?

2nd Person: Yeh i did, his been there for 3 weeks

1st Person: What a fucking Jungle Ruler, YOLO!!
Jungle Ruler by Catweazle December 17, 2012