Ringoes

A shitty little town in the middle of nowhere that no one knows about. Most kids here are snotty, cocky little douche bags who go to Hunterdon Central. The neighboring town Flemington has no idea we exist. Most people who live here are one of the below:

A) Are hicks

B) suck major dick(gender not specified)

C) Are druggies who appeared randomly

C)

Flemington kid: Hey, where do you live?

Ringoes kid: Ringoes.

flemington: ...where the fuck is that?

by I_Live_In_Ringoes_SOS April 22, 2011

ringoed

To be "uninvited" from a professional event due to malicious innuendo, misrepresentation, and outright lies based off of a fictional story you wrote, or fan fiction someone else wrote about you.

Called such because the most famous victim was John Ringo.

"Did you hear that ConCarolinas uninvited John Ringo because someone wrote some fan-fic about him being like a character he wrote?"

"Did you hear that Larry Corriea got Ringoed from a games convention because he was a White Supremist Rape Apologisist"
"Isn't he of various hispanic descent? And married to some of the same? And didn't he state that his prefered outcome for an attempted rape was two to the rapist's chest?"
"Yup. But that doesn't matter when you have a harpy screeching because he fisked her fiance a new orifice"

by Skua September June 6, 2018

ringoism

To try to live by the example set by our lord savior Ringo Starr, or Richard Starkey as he is known to people from his hood.

We thought the cult of Ringoism would start off with a bang, but we really couldn't come up with much. The pot smoking got a little stale, and Jimmy was busted for trying to break into the "Thomas the Tank Engine" studio. We thought about banging Barbara Bach, but decided to wank off on some old playboys instead.

by Wisk February 5, 2008

Ringless

1. (of a NBA player or team) to have never won a championship as part of a team, and thus a championship ring.
2. Chris Paul

CP3 is ringless

by serbia's strongest soldier July 27, 2023

the ringles

The Beatles except every musician is Ringo

The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

ringoism

Malapropism used by Ringo Starr, most known as reappropriated by John Lennon as song titles.

The title of the song "Tomorrow Never Knows" is a ringoism. "A Hard Day's Night" and "Eight Days A Week" are also ringoisms.

by foolonthehill September 10, 2009

Ringles

the extreme feeling of discomfort caused by a third party doing something embarrassing - also know as vicarious embarrassment. Symptoms may include, sudden and uncontrollable rectal tightening, wincing, premature ejaculation, and liver failure.

Every time Sara opens her dumb fucking mouth in public I get the ringles.

by UnclePigFat December 23, 2009