ringtoes

Tingtones that will have you on your tippy toes

Fascinating ringtoes are derived from an impressive MP2,MP4,MP5,MP6,MP7,MP8,MP9,MP0,MP1 and MPFree collection:-)

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012

reverse ringtoss

The act of prolapsing your grandma's butthole

Let's play reverse ringtoss grandma!

by cheesemurder November 14, 2014

Ringoes

A shitty little town in the middle of nowhere that no one knows about. Most kids here are snotty, cocky little douche bags who go to Hunterdon Central. The neighboring town Flemington has no idea we exist. Most people who live here are one of the below:

A) Are hicks

B) suck major dick(gender not specified)

C) Are druggies who appeared randomly

C)

Flemington kid: Hey, where do you live?

Ringoes kid: Ringoes.

flemington: ...where the fuck is that?

by I_Live_In_Ringoes_SOS April 22, 2011

Ringtossing

The concept of waiting until the populous majority is talking about a specific topic to throw in your two cents in an effort to recruit people to a similar rationale that runs partly intersectional but largely contrary to the original sentiment.

Etymologically stemming from carnival ring-tosses recognized by a tight gathering of bottles where the player throws a plastic ring that is likely to hit a bunch of bottles and ping around (see: negative response) before possibly securing itself around the neck of a single bottle (see: a fellow asshole/dickhead) in the gallery.

"did you see that 14 people died in a suicide bombing this weekend?"

"did you know that 300 people died of the flu over the weekend?"

"is that relevant?"

"do YOU NOT THINK we should do something to STOP INFLUENZA?"

"do YOU THINK you might be ringtossing a little?"

"well my basketball team DOES need new uniforms."

"FOH!"

by tyler TX August 5, 2019

polyphoinic ringtones

Really Cool ringtones. They sound like the actual song, unlike the beep, beep, beep of monophonic ringtones. Get them at zingy.com

I have poluphonic ringtones on my cell.

by The Asociation of Ooblah and Night Camp October 23, 2003

ringtoast

toast that has been smeared round the anus of hugh's mum

hughs mum let me ring toast her

by hugh June 1, 2004