11 definitions by Skua September

The "Mundane Rule", proposed by Matt Jarbo (Mundane Matt) is the rule that any time a meme becomes popular it will be declared "ist" (Racist/Sexist)
So Sweeden just enacted the Mundane Rule over the Distracted Boyfriend meme
by Skua September September 26, 2018
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Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.

This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.
"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"

"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"

"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"
by Skua September June 17, 2018
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When an group of insiders have held a particular authority for a long period of time are suddenly faced by a revolt not just of designated 'bad people' but of everyone in the same field tired of their constant refrains of being 'oppressed' despite their being the actual oppressors and suddenly and brutally lose their previous authority.
Yeah, they got Sad Puppied and are now threatening to take their ball and go home
by Skua September April 10, 2015
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To be "uninvited" from a professional event due to malicious innuendo, misrepresentation, and outright lies based off of a fictional story you wrote, or fan fiction someone else wrote about you.

Called such because the most famous victim was John Ringo.
"Did you hear that ConCarolinas uninvited John Ringo because someone wrote some fan-fic about him being like a character he wrote?"

"Did you hear that Larry Corriea got Ringoed from a games convention because he was a White Supremist Rape Apologisist"
"Isn't he of various hispanic descent? And married to some of the same? And didn't he state that his prefered outcome for an attempted rape was two to the rapist's chest?"
"Yup. But that doesn't matter when you have a harpy screeching because he fisked her fiance a new orifice"
by Skua September May 15, 2018
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A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"
by Skua September June 18, 2018
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When someone is the victim of anonymous, fictitious allegations online that are contrary to their known personality and it results in invitations and Honors being retracted.

The "Uncle Timmy" incident was the start of the SJW push to de-platform non-liberals from conventions.

Usually used against someone who is not liberal.

Usually used against someone for something said/written that is perfectly appropriate when said by someone on the left.
"Hey, what happened to the Fan Guest of Honor? I heard Uncle Timmy was going to be here. He's helped so many authors that I wanted to meet him!"
"Well, someone took exception to a joke he printed that someone else submitted, so they uninvited him."
"Wow, so Uncle Timmy got "Uncle Timmy'd?"
"Yup"
by Skua September June 18, 2018
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The International Lord of Hate is a pseudonym used by the internationally bestselling author Larry Corriea after being accused of hatemongery and villany by Guardian "author" Damian Walter"
"Ooo, Larry Corriea is signing books in the Dealer's Room"
"Didn't the Guardian call him a hatemonger?"
"Yup, The International Lord of Hate himself"
"ILOH? I Like that"
<rumble from the mountain that walks and talks> "So Did I. That's Why I Took It"
by Skua September June 19, 2018
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