21 definitions by Wisk

Based on the teachings of the former leader of the USSR who went on to found the Beatles with Senator Joe McCarthy. Involves purging and binging, and giving peace and five-year plans a chance. John Vladimir Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov Petrovich Juan Valdez Diego de Montoya Lennon (1870-1980)
Lennon pulled his country out of the first world war in order to give peace a chance. McCarthy finished up with communist witch hunts just in time to Join Lennon and Former President Harrison and Special Prosecutor Starr at the Hollywood bowl. The girls were wet and wild when they opened up with "Can't Buy me Love." Historians believe that Beatlemania was a natural extension of Lennonism, which in turn, was a product of the reformation and the Council of Trent.
by Wisk February 5, 2008
1) Australian Delicacy surrounding the rim of Sidney.
2) Dinglerries -(See dingleberry, dinglestone) in Australia.
1) We were backpacking and staying at the youth hostels while we were in Australia last year. Some of the locals pointed out some small brown pellets on the ground and called them dingoberries. They told us they were rich in proteins and could sustain a Dingo for months without another type of food. They didn't taste very good, but we ate them every chance we got. It allowed us to spend another month on the funds we came with.
2) We were on our flight back to LA when a Sydney native told us we had been eating rabbit shit for a month.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
abbreviation for personality vomit, when a person spews intimate details about themselves to a complete stranger or a mere acquaintance.
The entire office and the Fedex guy was aware of when the receptionist was menstruating. He indadvertantly delivered a package at the hour of onset, and he was immediately covered in PV.
by Wisk April 24, 2008
The 13th tribe of Israel, named for the Patriarch Murray Liebowitz the Hat Blocker. Fled Palestine around 70 AD and fled to the Dingle Region of Ireland. Hoards of them poured out of the hill region and into the US, Australia, and Canada after the Potato Famine, or as it was dubbed at the time,"That afternoon we were a wee bit low on Chips." They are Ubiquitous today, being found in every profession, race, color, or creed, under the floor boards and even in the cupboards. Go have a look.
Terrence was cleaning out his tobacco tin, and out popped a Murray for the third time in a week.
"Sorry to shock you so, I was just livin' in your tobacoo tin. I'll go now, but be warned, I've 3 brothers in your dishwasher, and a few aunts and uncles in your pantry. They might not be so agreeable as I."
The Murray ran his finger along the inside of his collar and looked about the kitchen.
I've a bit of a thirst, do you mind if I borrow a jar of Ale from you before I'm on my way?"
by Wisk January 30, 2008
1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
by Wisk March 13, 2008
Nancy cancelled her plans for the evening, as she would be staying in tonight and watching CNN. Her latest stimulus package had arrived.
by Wisk February 16, 2009
1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.
1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!
by Wisk March 13, 2008